Monday, May 23, 2005

What McCain was really thinking

I'll bet I know what was really going through McCain's mind when he announced the "compromise."

Aren't I wonderful? People are going to love me. No wait. Did I say people? I meant the media. I will be on every talk show and my day in the sun will continue for a while longer. I love seeing myself on TV and I love hearing myself talk. This will clinch my presidential nomination. How can my presidential bid fail now? I'm a god!

Egotistical Idiot.