This would never happen in New Orleans!

Kevin over at Wizbang has a funny post about a woman convicted of theft who is faced with an interesting dilemma: spend 90 days in jail or donate her Packers' season tickets to charity.

This got me thinking. Would this, could this happen in New Orleans? Not hardly. With the way the Saints have played in recent seasons, I think the question would be: spend 90 days in jail or receive season tickets. And of course, we all know what the answer would be - 90 days in jail. The suffering would be much shorter.