Monday, April 25, 2005

Call the ACLU

Dirty Harry's rights have been violated.

I just went to a vegan restaurant and they wouldn't serve me a hamburger! I went to a hippie bookstore and they didn't carry "Unfit For Command!" I went to a Satanic tattoo parlor and they wouldn't sell me a Bible! I went to a head shop with a large selection of bumper stickers and they wouldn't sell me one with, "Just Say No" written on it!

We should demand that these stores sell what we want to buy there. Haven't they heard about my first amendment rights! How dare they claim to be private companies with a target audience. That's discrimination.

To borrow a quote: Give 'em hell, Harry;)