Uhm… I think you mean Condos

It's Tuesday, so that means that it is time for another Cousin M story:

My aunt and uncle were very excited about a recent vacation at a condominium in the French Quarter. They were enthusiastically extolling all of its amenities to their friends during a dinner party one night shortly after returning home. My cousin M couldn't wait to add her two cents to the conversation and proudly proclaims, "It was great. I love condoms!" Her parents are sitting there with their mouths open when M's sister A says, "Uhm…I think you mean condos."